Stolen from Will

How old do you feel?
Like my 23 years I suppose. For some reason lately I keep thinking about that stupid Blink 182 song where they say that no one loves you when you're 23.

Where were you on September 11th, 2001?
In my tenth grade English class. The teacher didn't believe that anything was going on so we didn't get to see any news footage till the next class when we went to geography. Then the next day the crazy geo teacher goes "WHAT A GREAT TIME IT IS TO BE STUDYING GEOGRAPHY!"

What do you believe is the meaning of life?
Chocolate chip cookies.

Why is the sky blue?
because that's the color of light that escapes the spectrum there

What is your favourite thing to cook?
spaghetti

You have only a dollar to your name...what do you buy?
Hrm...I've been in this situation many times. The answer is always some sort of fattening food.

What would your last meal be?
Everything I've ever liked eating in a long, hundreds of courses meal

What is the youngest age you have memories of?
Probably around 2 or so. I distinctly remember Christmas from that era

What is your favourite thing in the world?
I can't pick just one, but I guess friends?

Have you ever punched someone on purpose?
Yeah. I beat up my friend Chris in first grade because he was harassing our pal Timmy. I also punch Matt a lot when drunk.

Do you know what colour chartreuse is close to?
Mauve I guess. Probably fuchsia.

Did you like garbage pail kids?
Oh God, no. My mom got me some of the cards for Christmas one year and I just felt sick to my stomach all day.

Why do we have daylight savings time?
Honestly, these days I don't know. All it means to me now is that it's dark when I leave work and I have to figure an extra hour into the time difference between me and my friends in Asia.

What living person would you want to meet?
For the first time, or again? Since I'm blanking today, we'll go with Murakami Haruki.

What dead person?
Uh...I dunno. Too many to choose from.

Where in the world would you live if you could?
Blah, I wanna go back to Tokyo.

Who is your favourite artist?
that is a good question. For now we'll go with Kayo, cause I love her.

Who has had the most influence on you? (good or bad)
Believe it or not, I do

What is your favourite dessert?
something warm, chocolate, and soft

Do you know your personality type?
I'm told I'm a total Nobunaga

What age is your favourite so far in your life?
Probably my college/Japan era

Can you make cookies from scratch?
Yep. I can also make cake, cupcakes, muffins, mousse, mocchi...

Was the chicken first or the egg?
The Grimace

Hershey or nestle?
Man, I wish I could afford foreign chocolate...Nestle makes pretty good cookie dough though. I love Hershey's theme park, not their chocolate.

Night out or night in?
What day of the week is it?

Single forever with a great family or no family and your soulmate?
I'll take good friends over everything

What is your favourite scented candle?
Vanilla? Oh wait no. The one my old roommate had that smelled like cupcakes

What type of underwear do you prefer?
the kind that doesn't ride up?

Do you ever wear a wife beater?
No, I wear your wife.

If you could live in a store which one would it be?
Can I live in a mall?

Can you eat a dozen donuts in one sitting?
Fuck yes!

What is your favourite curse word?
I love calling people cunts.

Your favourite regular word?
Dunno, but when Matt says "baby" or "babies" it's hilarious

Have you ever read/tried to read the bible?
Yeah, I had to read it for a class in college

Have you ever heard of yahoo serious?
I have a sneaking suspicion about who made this meme

Who do you dislike most in the world?
Me.

What is your ideal date?
One I enjoy. And involves delicious food somehow.

Would you rather marry a deaf or blind person?
I'd marry Helen Keller. HA!

What is your favourite shape?
curves.*devious smile*

Can you eat just one chip?
Who eats just one?

Where is the farthest you've ever been from home?
I guess Japan. Maybe Vietnam is technically farther?

What is your desktop background?
A photo I took from the top of a highrise in Shinjuku

What song do you identify with most?
right now? 東京事変の\"私生活\"

Which movie do you wish was your life?
Well, my life last year was quite a bit like Azumanga Daioh, but that's not a movie

Has someone ever intentionally put food on you?
Yes. My friend's girlfriend was pretty drunk and tried to put ketchup on me because she said I was a "cute tiny burger"

What color is your favorite?
blue and silver

What colour do you feel represents you?
buh...what?

Do you believe in God?
Only when I think I'm in trouble. I kid. Sometimes I worry that my only true religion is superstition.

Have you ever broken a bone?
Nope. *knocks wood*

Have you ever shut someone's fingers in a door?
More times than I'd care to admit.

Would you rather be honest/poor or a liar/rich?
If I choose liar/rich, can I never tell the truth?

What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten and hated?
Natto. God, do I hate natto.

What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten and liked?
Whatever the fuck they served us at the Hida Takayama onsen

What is your ideal ice cream creation?
Something with everything I like in it? I guess that'd be a dirt cup maybe. Without gummy worms.

What character from a movie would you marry?
Oh wow. I have no idea.

What is your favourite thing to do?
Write, draw, masturbate, hang out with friends, dick around online...

What is your favourite junk food?
is "everything" an acceptable answer?

What is the longest you've gone without talking to anyone?
like, without human interaction at all? Maybe a few days?

What is your favourite board game?
Clue and Mouse Trap

Your favourite book?
Too many to name. Usually I just like whatever I've read recently.

Do you know how to change a tire?
Yep. This has been tested.

Would you consider yourself a geek?
I suppose. I'm really more of a nerd though.

What movie could you watch over and over again?
There are many, but I guess Battle Royale. Or Tampopo.

Have you ever eaten paste?
Nah, not my thing. In kindergarten I tasted crayons once to see what the hubbub was about and immediately quit on the spot.

Have you ever gone to the bathroom in front of someone?
I drank a LOT in college.

What is your ideal halloween costume?
I would love to go as a Japanese schoolgirl, but as I bitched to Ino earlier this year, I'm too fat for it.

What toy have you always wanted and never gotten?
Not sure really. There's a lot of toys I've lusted for over the years, but I've gotten most of them.

What item could you not go without during the day?
my sanity.

Do you consider yourself a smart person?
I sure hope I'm smart cause there's not much else going for me.

Have you ever peed in a pool.
Maybe when I was like 2?

Who was your first crush?
Probably my 8th grade chemistry teacher

Who was your first love?
Matt I s'ose.

Do you close your eyes when you listen to music?
Sometimes. It's quite the pain when driving.

How old were you when life was the hardest?
Probs in high school.

Do you eat the burnt chips?
Depends on how burnt they are.

Do you still have your baby blanket?
I think it's in my parents' attic somewhere.

Is there anything you HAVE to do everyday?
There's a lot of shit I have to do every day: brush my teeth, pee, eat, drink water, drink beer...

Do you curse in front of family?
When I can get away with it

What is your favourite tv show ever?
Shit I dunno

If you had to get back with and ex who would it be?
Well my only ex is gay, so I doubt that would work out.

When was the last time you felt truly loved by someone?
Hrm. Well I know Matt loves me, and fairly recently the Sunflower girls did some really nice stuff for me

What character trait would you change about yourself?
I'd probably be less paranoid

3 wishes...
1. be able to go back and live in Japan
2. be happy/people I love be happy
3. *confidential*

Have you ever passed out?
Many, many times. Fuck you, gin.

Have you ever slapped yourself in the face?
Again, more than I'd like to admit.

Have you been in a car accident that was your fault?
Haha, yes. Funny story actually.

Favourite line from a song?
コンパスよさあ、指してくれよ
現在地を教えて
既存の地図を暗記してもきっとあなたへ向かう

Favourite line from a movie?
"We're in a kettle full of crawdads now!"

What do you do when the power goes out?
DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Really? That's how it ends?